Physics Student Owns Cop with Math Skills

First of all, super poor video quality. But just listen and watch …

This student has to blow into the breathalyzer and blows a .018. The cop is so stupid he thinks that the kid is trashed, blowing a .18 (which would be more than double the legal limit of .08). This student should post a followup video of the court date, because I’d love to see the outcome here.

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Freaky Cat Photo, I Hate Cats

Freaky Cat Photo, I Hate Cats

Listen, I hate cats. Don’t get me wrong, pets are great and all, but cats, really? They’re large rodents that scream for attention only when they want it. They will hide behind your sofa or in a box (no it’s not cute to hide in a box, it’s fucking stupid) until they want your attention. At that point they will walk up next to you and rub your leg. NO! Screw you!

Now in this photo you happen to see yourself in the mirror a dozen or so times you dumb cat. I hate you. You knew your owner had a camera and you’d become a huge hit on the internet.

Now if you’re a hot chick and have cats, I can deal with that. But really, cats? They suck.

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Car Camping For First Tracks

Car Camping For First Tracks

This is what I’m going to miss about the Winter being over with. Car camping in the best base area parking spots at different ski resorts. Park, crack a few beers, have some food, go to bed in your sub zero sleeping bag. When the sun cracks at dawn, you’ll be ready to rise and shine and catch first tracks that day. If you get too drunk during the apres ski scene, don’t worry, you can do it all again right in your car.

Now that the weather is nice however, it’s time for some real camping. With fires and beers, music and friends, starry skies and shorts with a hoodie.

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The Vending Machine Jackpot…When Will It Payoff?

The Vending Machine Jackpot...When Will It Payoff?

Okay, so what’s your next move here? I’d go for the white Sobe, third one in from the left. It’s the most likely to dislodge the first one that’s stuck down bottom. If that doesn’t work, call over a friend and act like you’re the Pin Ball Hero and don’t hit the tilt.

PS… who even sells SOBE any more? I haven’t seen that in years. Maybe I’m just not looking any more?

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Bill Dance’s Blooper Reel (He’s a fisherman)

After watching hilarity ensue in this video, I realize that when I go fishing all the dumb shit that happens to me isn’t that bad. Thanks Bill for making my clumsy ass look a little more normal on the water

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3D Printer Creates First Fireable Gun

Now I’m not here to voice a political opinion on guns or gun control.  It’s 2013 and this guy just came up with blueprint to have an $8,000 printer make a plastic gun.  That fired.  That’s both awesome and pretty scarey.  What else can they make? Probably anything.  Can’t wait for this technology to cost only a few hundred dollars.  Just like anything super new, it’s going to be a while before a 3D printer of this size becomes affordable and available to the regular public.

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This Could Be The Cutest Attack Dog. Ever.

This Could Be The Cutest Attack Dog. Ever.

This little guy is smaller than that size 10 shoe he’s trying to climb up. Too bad puppies don’t stay small and cute forever.

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